Yes its been a while since my last blog. I can only session you by WhatsApp at the moment …that’s clearly understood I hope!! My WhatsApp sessions bring some very interesting scenarios and this is just one of the many examples.
This week I’ve WhatsApp’d with a guy who wants gym Class humiliation and wank control. So to get started, I want to understand his weight problem by asking him what his diet is!
He’s told me he does eat some fry ups with some comfort eating… BUT HOW MUCH EXACTLY I ASK HIM!!! I get sick of him not telling me straight with his explanation!!! I order him to lift up his tee shirt and not to hold his stomach in..so that I can see the state of his gut!!!
His gut is an overweight disgrace!!!
I ask him HOW MANY SAUSAGE BUTTIES DO YOU STUFF INTO YOURSELF??? HOW MANY FULL ENGLISH BREAKFASTS DO YOU STUFF DOWN YOURSELF I WONDER??? TELL ME STRAIGHT – WITHOUT LIES!!!
I restrict my fry ups and butties to just weekends (he replies).
WELL THEN… YOU’RE EITHER THE LAZIEST GIT ON EARTH TO LET THAT FATTY FOOD SETTLE ON YOU…OR YOU’RE ALREADY STARTING TO BE DISRESPECTFUL AND DEVIOUS WITH ME YOUR GYM CLASS INSTRUCTOR!!! I THINK YOU’RE A 24 HOURS /7 DAYS A WEEK FAT SLUG…FULL OF FRY UPS & LARD!!!
OK, YOU FAT MESS (because that’s what he is)…YOU CAN START WITH JUMPING JACKS – AND 50 OF THEM – FAST AND WITHOUT STOPPING!!!
At the end of the 50, he’s still a fat disgrace, and there’s also the question of him needing disicipline and control of his wanking habit….
YOU ARE THE TWO THINGS I FIND MOST PATHETIC….GREEDY FOR FOOD AND GREEDY FOR WANKING YOURSELF OFF!!!
I think you should deny yourself any jerking off… until I can see you in real time when we are out of Covid19! You need instruction in class! I think you should be a nightmare in a lycra leotard and you need to beg me to also arrange you a role model of a fit trim woman gym buddy to show you up as the great fat mess that you are!!!
Mature Yorkshire Mistress